Steel Panther guitarist Satchel was recently asked by journalist Stefan Bradley if he could see US President Donald Trump as a member of the Panther fold.
Do you think that Donald Trump could be the next member of Steel Panther? I mean, he has the hair and he has a Steel Panther lifestyle? Could he be the fifth member?
“I don’t if he’s on the musical talent. He speaks his mind like we do, he’s very rough around the edges. I love that about him. But I don’t know if he’s got any musical talent.
“And to be honest with you – I can’t afford him. I think he would charge too much. He’s got a lot of money. I don’t even like to pay our bass player. He gets $100 a week and that’s too much for me. I’m trying to make money over here.”
Back in 2017, Satchel talked about Trump with NME, you can check out the chat below.
Given the controversy about Trump’s pussy-grabbing comments, have you ever thought maybe you should tone it down a bit?
“I feel like we should take some credit! He got way too much credit for that statement, and we’ve been grabbing pussies for a long time. He got so much credit for that and I felt like, maybe he should throw us a bone. At least have us play the inauguration or something.”
“Would you have played [at Trump’s Inauguration]?
Back to the first interview, you can check out a few more questions below.
Do you have any sex advice for the youth?
“Yes, I have a lot of advices. If you ever get crabs – which is bound to happen – don’t waste your money going to the doctor because they will charge you a lot of money. Really what you should do is just go to the grocery store and get some cockroach spray and spray it all over your balls. That will help get rid of crabs.”