Steel Panther guitarist Satchel revealed a peculiar habit he has when he’s alone in the gym, telling bassist Lexxi Foxx during a recent interview:
“I know you don’t go to the gym, but I go to the gym and I work out a lot. It saddens me all the time, like when there’s nobody in the gym…
“Like a hotel gym or something, and checking out your own abs in the fucking mirror. You just take your shirt off and you just naturally go down to your dick, you take your dick out. Because you wanna look your dick in the mirror. I know I do.
“And then you see the goddamn little camera, a little secret camera that they put in the gym to make sure that you don’t run off… Like you’re gonna run off with a dumbbell. Who’s gonna run off with a fucking dumbbell? You’re not gonna do that because there’s not too many dumbbells to carry.
“And then you know some security guard is sitting in the hotel just watching you look at your own dick. And he’s getting off watching you look at your own dick.”
Lexxi: “That’s why I don’t work out.”
During the rest of the chat, singer Michael Starr talked about things he could’ve been had he not taken the path of a rock singer, telling drummer Stix Zadinia:
“Shit I could just do with my talent. I think about all the stuff I could end up doing if I could just really pull my mind to it.”
Stix: “What else could you do?”
Starr: “I could juggle, like if I really wanted to. But I just don’t care. A lot of people are like, ‘Oh man, I should have went to school and been a lawyer.’ I could totally be a lawyer, but I don’t want to be a lawyer. I wanna be a fucking heavy metal singer. That’s why I sing for Steel Panther. They didn’t hire me for my brains…”
Stix: “Hell no, we didn’t hire him for his brains!”