James Hetfield, the frontman of American heavy metal band Metallica, is said to be dating reality TV star, Kim Kardashian. The two have been spotted together on a number of occasions, and sources close to the couple say they are definitely a thing.
It’s not known how long the two have been dating, but it’s said that they met through mutual friends. James is said to be smitten with Kim and is always talking about her when he’s not on stage.
The couple hasn’t been photographed together recently, but sources say that they are still very much together and are just enjoying some time out of the spotlight.
Hetfield also confirmed that he and Kim are working on new music together for the next Metallica album. “She has a lot of good ideas and she has an amazing voice” giggled Hetfield (via Mad House Magazine).
“We already recorded a duet together of that song by James Taylor and Carly Simon. You know, mock yeah, ing yeah, mockingbird. It’s going to be epic. I can’t wait to tell Lars the good news, He is going to love Kim as I do.”
So there you have it, James Hetfield and Kim Kardashian are definitely a thing! Who knows where this relationship will go, but we wish them all the best.
The contents of this article are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, and satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
46 comments
This is hilarious, when I first started reading I was like this is complete bs, thanks for the laugh
Can’t wait to see their Rockin’ baby ??
It’s a joke
The contents of this article are purely fictional and intended to be humorous, and satirical. Readers are advised not to confuse them with real incidents.
If this is true,, I’ve officially lost all respect for James
Cory Taylor is gonna love this !!!??
NO!!!! It can’t be true!!! I feel sick to my stomach
James at. Least divorced his wife of 20 somethin years before he got with that ratchet B..but my condolences to his wife I hope u will be ok =\
Can you say yoko ono.
Aaaah everybody’s getting in on the action while they can…. poor Kanye…. ????
Mid life crisis for James…divorce wife, date a Kardashian?
jesust
Gross
Sellout ?.
For the love of God No!!!! Remember yoko and the Beatles!!!!!
This is a joke people… lol
Morons posting actually think this is real. Lol. Did you even read the whole article?
You F**cling loser!
EWWWWWW!!?
PLEASE make this NOT true Universe. Hippie Chick honestly LOVED and had SO much respect for James man!! Kardashian writing Metallica tunes & singing duets? BLECHHHHH!!?
When I read this I was like am I in the twilight zone WTF is going on here it has to be a joke. Also if it’s true man those Kardashian women are like a revolving door she just broke up with SKEETE. I guess she’s trying the Kourtney Kardashian method by dating an older (Rock) ? man. And let’s not forget Kim can’t sing a tune did we all forget her song and video she made back in the day it was horrible
Nah, read the small print at the end NOT TRUE!
Scroll down before commenting…
If this is true I’ll lose all respect for James. It’s so wrong on so many levels ?
BS !!
Wonder if the comments in the Kim camp are as grossed out as we are…?
Lmao, apparently almost everybody forgot to read the punchline that it’s FAKE and a JOKE… I got a laugh out of it when I saw it was a joke. ?
James is a K-mart shopper now. Blue light special.
Rotflmao… I love it how some people react to this new before reading the full story! (Me included)
Dude,u hit the rockbottom.
Thank god that was a joke
This cant be real,Jason once said he had lost his mind,i beleive now he is right.Its not because he is dating Kim,but collaberating with her on music?This has to be the biggest troll since trolling began.
I was like, this is why he divorced?!?!
Gary Holt probably damn near stroked out until he found out it wasn’t real.
And all the time that I read this article, I could hear R.E.M. in the back of my mind:”it’s the end of the world as we know it…”
Never liked Metallica anyway.
Gary Holt(SLAYER/EXODUS) has the perfect shirt that says “Kill the Kardashians”. lol ?
Run James Run and run fast
Me and my husband were reading this and as soon as I said Kim Kardashian my husband busted out laughing saying “yeah right!” This was truly hilarious, thanks for the laugh today! By the way I marked for blasphemous at the end ?
Initially I was like, REALLY????! But I got to the comment about the duet, I began thinking B.S. and I got the bottom n saw that it was fake I breathed a sigh of relief.
Now I’ve lost all respect for James.
Kim is dating Pete Davidson. She isn’t dating James it’s just a bs post lol
Good for him yes
Good for him yes.
Yes that’s great ?
You dog you, your one band I really liked, dating one of my dream lady. Right on bro I hope it works out for both of you two forever.
Yoko Kardashian! I better not hear her voice on a Metallica album!
Total B.S.! Thanks for the Laughter!!??????????